Wel l it must have been for me to get this stupidly excited…
Me: (approaching an Orange employee) Hello, can you look at my account please and tell me what my upgrade options are because my phone is falling to bits?
Wayne: Yes…..Ooooh you are band 5!! You can upgrade to any handset you like free of charge.
Me: (so high pictched i may have only been audible to dogs) Reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaalllllly!!!!!! Wow!!!!
Wayne: Yes really..any ideas on what you might like?
Me: A girly phone…oooooooooooooooooh!! Can i have the Prada phone???
Me: (insert v high pitched squeaky noise conveying utter joy).
Wayne: *wonders who this nutter is and if she’s on drugs*
Seriously…i’m embarrased about how happy this phone made me!