Archive for August 7th, 2007

Love and other catastrophies….

August 7, 2007

There is something in the air at present. My bloke mates are suffering at the hands of women left right and centre. I’ve had many an anguished chat with one who said i quote ‘its finally happened – i’ve been played!!’ He has – no other word for it!

Secondly I spent sunday afternoon with BNP boy (the friendship just recovered from that admission back in May) listening to him angst about how his v clingy gf just wont leave him alone for 5 minutes and how its driving him to insanity. We drank some beer and watched the football and during this time he had at least 10 texts from her demanding to know what he was up to culminating in a phone call that went like this (yes i did laugh)

Mad gf: What are you doing?

BNPB: Nothing much.

Mad gf: I can hear you walking – where are you going?

BNPB: Shop.

Mad gf: Why?????

BNPB: Cos i need stuff??

Mad gf: Why what do you need?

BNPB: GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!

And so on……

Thirdly last night I had a text from last year work colleague ‘I know this is a bit out of the blue but i need your advice’ Me: ‘ok – well ring if you like’ Ring ring….

LYWC: I’ve got myself into a right pickle this time T.

Me: Right but are you busy just now?

LYWC: No.

Me: Good can you take me to A and E please and I shall dispense advice – my tooth is about to explose i think.

LYWC: Be there in 10……………………..By the way my wife has a lesbian lover…..I’m not sure what to do.