Love and other catastrophies….

There is something in the air at present. My bloke mates are suffering at the hands of women left right and centre. I’ve had many an anguished chat with one who said i quote ‘its finally happened – i’ve been played!!’ He has – no other word for it!

Secondly I spent sunday afternoon with BNP boy (the friendship just recovered from that admission back in May) listening to him angst about how his v clingy gf just wont leave him alone for 5 minutes and how its driving him to insanity. We drank some beer and watched the football and during this time he had at least 10 texts from her demanding to know what he was up to culminating in a phone call that went like this (yes i did laugh)

Mad gf: What are you doing?

BNPB: Nothing much.

Mad gf: I can hear you walking – where are you going?

BNPB: Shop.

Mad gf: Why?????

BNPB: Cos i need stuff??

Mad gf: Why what do you need?

BNPB: GET OFF MY CASE!!!!!

And so on……

Thirdly last night I had a text from last year work colleague ‘I know this is a bit out of the blue but i need your advice’ Me: ‘ok – well ring if you like’ Ring ring….

LYWC: I’ve got myself into a right pickle this time T.

Me: Right but are you busy just now?

LYWC: No.

Me: Good can you take me to A and E please and I shall dispense advice – my tooth is about to explose i think.

LYWC: Be there in 10……………………..By the way my wife has a lesbian lover…..I’m not sure what to do.

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10 Responses to “Love and other catastrophies….”

  1. blue soup Says:

    Best blog post I have read today so far…! ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. sungirltan Says:

    really? yay me!!

  3. Pete Says:

    How is your tooth now hon?

  4. hoverfrog Says:

    Your poor tooth.

    Hang on, lesbian lover? What sort of advice do you offer for that?

  5. sungirltan Says:

    hf – i told him to tell her to get out – still infidelity innit x

  6. hoverfrog Says:

    It certainly is. He has the option of accepting it or buggering off. The cheeky side of me says he should ask to join in but that only ever happens in porn in which case the other woman would probably be delivering pizza or cleaning the pool. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. sungirltan Says:

    the other woman is also fat and minging im afraid hf!

  8. hoverfrog Says:

    Whatever floats her boat but that must be harsh for the poor chap. Spurned for a stereotypical fat lezzer. Harsh! That’s something that your mates would never let you forget. He should kill them both and bury the bodies under his patio. No jury would ever convict him. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. sungirltan Says:

    hf – i think i mihgt forward your advice x

  10. hoverfrog Says:

    Um, can I be convicted as an accomplice if you do? I don’t want to be Mr Big’s new bitch in cell block B.
    *looks scared*

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