Bleurgh

I have the flu disease.

My legs REALLY hurt.

I am so gross. Keep having to change pyjamas because i sweat through them and shiver.

Please tell me a joke/some good news…….I would really like that xxxx

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5 Responses to “Bleurgh”

  1. amillionpieces Says:

    Good news? You’re engaged!

    I’m sorry, I don’t actually know any jokes, but I’m sending lots of get well wishes your way.

  2. Dom Says:

    A dyslexic walks into a bra….

  3. James Says:

    Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other “Can you smell fish?”

  4. sungirltan Says:

    not bad not bad!

  5. Lisa Says:

    Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”

    Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”

    “Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.

    At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

    The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”

    Feel better soon! 🙂

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