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Write a drabble or haiku about cookies.

I don’t know what a drabble is. Here’s a haiku:

SGT likes fresh cookies.
Shep likes Maryland.
They suck.

Book review – they’re always fun.

I haven’t read a whole real book that wasn’t a textbook in some time. I have read a bit of Sperm Wars at Shep’s insistance though. It’s very dull. Actually the content is quite interesting, especially if you, like me are trying to get pregnant but as I said to Shep, matey could have fitted it all on one side of A4 if he’d just made bullet points. On that note at my hypotherapist’s suggestion I bought Why Men Have Sperm and Women Have Eggs/Joe Quirk (yes my life is very random and it has nothing to do with me pulling my hair out but bear with me) for Shep and packed it off to Scottishland with him. He thinks its better than his previously favourite book of all time!

Politic and religion – both together.

Ok, I voted green in the last two elections but if we have general I amy well vote lib dem. I’m never voting tory. Ever. I thought I’d vote labour forever but they seem to have abandoned their roots and I think they should change their name from the ‘Labour’ (like they give a shit about that anymore) to the ‘Middle Class’ party or even that might be too specific. That said thanks to Labour we do have a minimum wage and a slightly better deal for low income working families (i can evidence this because a single mum of three friend was able to go back to work because of those family tax credit things and can afford childcare and useful things like that which previously made it impossible to get off income support etc etc) Also this government made it possible for me to go back to uni and have enough money to live of without having to kill myself working part time (its still a shit deal for 18 year old students but hey you can wait!!) also Social Workers have had a Job Evaluation in Plymouth and starting salary is now £28k!! Its not all bad!

Right religion……

I’m not religious. I went to the tree hugging hippy school with no god whatsoever. However….I’m a live and let live person -your religion doesn’t bother me – I can’t pretend to understand what someone else’s life is all about so who am I to tell you they are false gods? If I had to be religious its Quaker all the way. Even though my lare stepdad left them for being too snobby. I am a bit snobby so I think it owuld be ok!

Existentialism and the modern film industry.

Hmm…do i create the meaning of my life?? Well who else is going to do it?

Films….its like this…….I like British mdern films and yank ones less so.

Cake.

I can make cakes I just don’t. I made a cake for my ex. I shouldn’t have bothered. Shep’s not so into cakes/puddings.

Filthy song lyrics.

Hmmm. I only like slightly smutty lyrics. Favourites being Busted, especially that song about Air Hostesses – makes me laugh every timeThe likes of the Bloodhound Gang just offend me as being childish and unoriginal. I don’t like songs about drugs much either.

More blog nominations welcome xx